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Monday, March 26th, 2007
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7:08 am
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last night I had a dream where I was doing this big drug deal, and i was going to sell this dude a ton of some mystery drug and the plan was that right after the deal went down before we put everything away my buddy would make police siren noises outside and then the dude would run away and not take any of the drugz and then I could sell them again. Also this was going down in churchill high school in eugene for some reason.
Everything was going off without a hitch, but then he didn't buy that the police siren was a real police siren!!! so I freaked out and bolted, and also shot someone with this crazy laser pistol I had? I don't remember who it was though.
Anyway when I got outside I sat down on the curb and had a cigarette and it was the best cig i've ever hard.
(2 days since my last smoke and counting)
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| Saturday, March 17th, 2007
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4:07 pm
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the following is a collection of historical documents recovered from the annals of NYC 3: THIS TIME THE GAME IS REAL!!!!11
-talking sean into going out into the city when he was being a big wuss
-talking sean into getting some streetsparx that we could sip on them before we try to hit up the bars when he was being a big wuss
-going to the annex for the ruff club hipster party on the lower east side and getting carded:
huge bouncer: "uhh so you're not 21 yet?"
me: "oh wait oh really? um i mean oh it's 21+?"
bouncer: "yeah dude [chuckles as me and sean walk away]
-headin over the williamsburg, picking up a couple of more streetsparx for the ride over
-train takes fucking forever, but we are in luck, there is entertainment. the dude on the bench across from us voms all over himself
-finally get over to the burg and find the country club. shit is still bumpin like nobody's business at 2 or 3am or osmething (i forget). i roll in and am all YO GIMME A PABST and supercute bartender complies without any hint of questioning my adulthood.
-the other hot bartender, the one with tattoos on her shoulders, like runs out of the bar and wails on this chick for some reasaon. chick is taken away in an ambulence. we bum a cig to the chick's friend and he is like "yeah i don't realy know what happened, i guess she escalates situations sometimes" or something like that. we aren't sure whether to be impressed or scared
-last call at 4, we are all like "1 more beer plzz!!!" but she refuses, instead givin us tequila shots on the house!!!!! high fives all around
this concludes the prologue. the following comprises homeward bound: jockin' in jersey
-decide to go home instead of trying to make it to pams, our first task is to locate the hidden world trade center
-tried to look at a map while sean was passed out in the subway, beer vision makes this task impossible. there's another dude looking at the map also so I asked him how to get to the world trade center. dude responds that he only speaks spanish. i'm thinkin "oh man what a great time to practice!!" this proves difficult largely due to the fact that i wasa fucking wasted
"yo quiero... uhh.... el centero del mundo.... uh... you know like that big building where we got fucking owned?"
dude still cacn't decipher my code, we decide to ask someone else
-sean is walkin around the corner in the subway station, fails to notice the guy walking in the opposite direction being all "YO THERE"S MAD COPS BACK THERE" to me. i whisper loudly to sean for him to turn around, but he's already disapeared behind the corner. now he is walking the other direction quickly, i hear "HEY GOLDIE LOCKS GET BACK HERE!! sit down and put your ID on the floor in front of you!"
-when i return to sean's aid after peacing the f out because i figured there was nothing i could do to help except get arrested, especially because sean is the one who is actually 21, anyway when i come back the cop is like "yo he your friend? you take care of this guy ok?" we're still not sure whether sean got arrested or not.
-we think we finally have followed all the clues and discovered the secret location of the legendary WTC, but then i decide to show sean my sneaky new trick. at the metrocard swiper thing i put the card in wrong so it pops out uncharged, meanwhile i've hopped over the turnstyle and ran onto the train. sean is close behind me, swipes his card and... falls on his face. train pulls away
-my phone dies before i get a chance to call sean. i hope we're both thinkin the same thing and head towards jersey
-i have to ask like a billion people but eventually make it to WTC, then i make it to penn station: new jersey, and then i hop on the wrong train to new brunswick because for some reason i've always though sean lived there, and not westfield. the train is like 3 hours late. by the time i get to new brunswhick it is 1:30. i realize that sean lives in westfield and not new brunswhick.
-i just made it back to sean's house which i somehow found even though the only other time i made the walk to sean's house was the day before during a snowstorm when everything was white.
-oh man i need to pass out, goodnight guys, RDY FOR ST PADDY'S DAY IN THE BURG?!?!?!
- i forgot to mention that this all took place during one of the biggest snow storms of the year
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| Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
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3:36 pm
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| Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
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6:39 pm
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"it's like an elephant is playing this like... fucking war bugle"
current music: The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Wisdom
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| Sunday, February 25th, 2007
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11:35 pm
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BUT if youwan bring hella tila you goINTO campus, but then the next left aftr th lef for lik gile is seoncd one
it is accivated if yo faster than 10 mph ovr o rsomething
so it rely sucke when tht happened rgight?
anywaym hte other nightm, do lookse his fukckin g cancy can e cheecerru hoddie was preddtiidic,,,k
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6:15 am - man
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rolling with dara for the bg party (lol don i 4gotto mentoin....), worst idea ever?
probably
most lols in one night?
definitely without a doubt
oh man
i would need several pages to sum up the night in its entiretly. basically itstarted off with this 10 DJ SQIZZ ( he was using CDJ's btw lolfest) playing a remix of that 'make your own kind of music song" that desmond listens to in the first episode of season 2 of lost, so basically it was the most depressing shit ever because, well i mean, in that episode he listens to it every day of his life to wake up and inject stimulints for like 3 years, and well that is kind of similar to checking out the frat scene in a retarded way
bu
then
he mixed it into erix prydz
oh man
then he played eric prydz THREE MORE TIMES
sersiouly what a joke
i don't uderstandy why they didn't just get sean to play that thing
although hilariously i did recognize one track off his set, but even more hilariously it was tiesto and the song was like "adagio in strings" off of his new "best and new" compliation
in summation
r@ilin @mbe1n!!
i gotta perscription WOOPS
current music: booka shade - night falls
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| Saturday, February 24th, 2007
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1:24 pm
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| Friday, February 23rd, 2007
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6:34 am - f that s
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man lately I haven't been able to sleep unless it's when I am supposed to be in class, and then I wake up at 5 or 7pm and start over again. The thing is, i don't really mind being awake in the middle of the night that much, it's kind of nice and peaceful, i just wish I lived in a place where that was okay.
anyway, I've been up all night not studying for things that i have to do today that determine whether i fail out of school or not (like for real) and then I had downloaded this new akimbo album and listening to that gave me a second wind, but now instead of doing work all I want to do is live in a rock house and have some crappy job and come home and make music all night and drink 40z and well, you know, keep the dream alive. Is that all I need to be satisfied with life? I think so. I think the whole lack of that is what's made me into such a zombie lately. I need SOMETHING substantially awesome going on to be happy. I was kind of hoping school would fill that void, but lets be serious for a second here, what self fulfillment am I going to get out of a sociology major?
current music: Akimbo - Have A Good Time All The Time
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| Thursday, February 15th, 2007
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5:14 am
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| Sunday, September 17th, 2006
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12:59 pm - goodbye eugene!!
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| Saturday, July 1st, 2006
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12:42 pm
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okay guys, they added a show for the crystal ballroom on august 11th
lets friggin go
current music: The Go! Team - The Power Is On
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| Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
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5:50 pm
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hey uh anyone want to go to lollapalooza?
it's in chicago, august 4th through the 6th, $150 for three days
bands include manu chao, flaming lips, sonic youth, violent femmes, secret machines, built to spill, panic! at the disco, andrew bird, blackalicious, the hold steady, the go! team, mates of state, of montreal, the M's plus like 100 more, plus more are still being added..
plus it's sleater-kinney's last show before their "indefinite haitus". i mean personally i'd be willing to go for just that. I don't have a car though. so... yeahhhhh anyone interested?
current music: The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Servo
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| Sunday, June 25th, 2006
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1:59 pm
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man i want to donate sperm so bad but the closest omne is PORTLAND
what the FUCKk
i would nr dso good at donating sperm
current music: Sunset Rubdown - Shut Up, I'm Dreaming of Places Where Lovers Have Wings
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| Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
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9:05 pm
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I just sold some some effing plasma and then headed on over to the dollar store to do some grocery shopping
LIVIN THE HIGH LIFE
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| Sunday, June 18th, 2006
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8:18 pm
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| Saturday, June 10th, 2006
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6:40 pm
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oh yeah by the way I think we're having peeps over again tonight
so come and stuff
it's going to be off the hook
like this:
current music: The Beatles - Paperback Writer
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6:36 pm - dear bitches
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what is up with people being all "i don't drink beer"
that is some pussy shit right there
current music: Sleater-Kinney - Call the Doctor
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| Tuesday, May 30th, 2006
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4:51 am
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| Sunday, May 28th, 2006
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5:10 pm - sean i love you
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"HOLY SHIT OMGZZZZZZZZZ
OH MY WOW
wow well your night was better than mine
i got kind of trashed at some lame hs party, most people left because
they had curfews, and so i was like "hey host girl i'll help you clean
up" so i cleaned up the mess. then i ended up sitting watching
terrible tv at 2am with 6 hot girls and no one else around. and i
didnt even get to m/o with any of them
then i stole two bottles of wine from the girl's basement and put them
in my bag, god knows how i pulled that off. but when i got home my
parents flipped their shit lol and i think my dad took the wine
because i left it in my closet last night and it's gone now
my brother also booted all up in his bed
i think hes grounded now
im sailing smooth though
i'll call you later"
lololol
SEAN COME BACK
current music: Sunset Rubdown - Shut Up I Am Dreaming of Places Where Lovers Have Wings
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| Thursday, May 25th, 2006
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12:09 pm - holy shit
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